How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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