why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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