absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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