I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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