im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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