you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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