I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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