she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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