Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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