It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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