your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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