I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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