so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
There are leaves in my underwear?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
