dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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