She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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