eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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