She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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