Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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