I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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