So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
