Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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