I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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