I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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