whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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