So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
if only i could text you this smell
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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