No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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