Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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