A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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