its not stalking. its research.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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