I wish i was in the wii world.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
