Plan B is the new Plan A
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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