we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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