My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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