Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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