we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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