And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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