The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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