I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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