How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
They have beer where we have blood.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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