Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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