I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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