I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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