i think i have herpe
just one?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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