I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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