Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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