How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
