I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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