I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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