Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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