bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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