Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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