Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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