is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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