It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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