I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
